Warning: Easily Offended People Do Not Apply Hoodie

This midweight fleece hoodie carries a blunt, unapologetic attitude for anyone who prefers honesty over hand-holding. Built from a soft, substantial fabric, it wears like a reliable companion on cool mornings and late-night walks. A small chest emblem keeps the front subtle, while the bold back print—"WARNING: EASILY OFFENDED PEOPLE DO NOT APPLY"—speaks for you when words won’t do. The dropped shoulders and roomy pouch pocket add casual comfort; the lined hood gives extra warmth when you need it. Ethically made and OEKO-TEX certified, it’s a statement piece that aligns with responsible production values.

Product features
- Soft, medium-heavy fleece (8.4 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood for added comfort and structure
- Relaxed dropped-shoulder fit with roomy pouch pocket
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 and socially responsible (FLA & WRAP) manufacturing
- Ring-spun cotton blend with tear-away label for a soft feel and clean finish

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean