Warning: Easily Offended People Do Not Apply Hoodie

This midweight fleece hoodie carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude. On the front, a stark monochrome emblem shows a hooded figure with the word “UNCTRL” beneath — compact, gritty, and intentionally confrontational. The back continues the tone with a caution-style graphic: a red WARNING header and the blunt line “EASILY OFFENDED PEOPLE DO NOT APPLY.” It’s built for layering, with a soft-lined two-piece hood, roomy pouch pocket, and a relaxed drop-shoulder cut that moves with you. The dense, 8.4 oz fabric gives weight without stiffness; inside feels brushed and cozy. Ethically made and OEKO-TEX certified, it blends responsible production with a clear statement aesthetic. Wear it when you want your outerwear to speak first — on late-night hangs, city street walks, or when stepping into conversations that won’t be sugar-coated.

Product features
- Two-piece color-matched jersey-lined hood for extra warmth and structure
- Relaxed dropped-shoulder fit for comfortable layering
- Large pouch pocket for hands and small items
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric with a soft brushed interior
- OEKO-TEX certified and FLA/WRAP-partnered socially conscious manufacturing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean