Hoodie — 'UNCTRL' Graphic Front & "Warning: Easily Offended People Do Not Apply" Back

This midweight fleece hoodie carries a bold, irreverent voice. On the chest, a monochrome circular graphic of a hooded figure peels back a mask—raw, slightly confrontational, and unafraid. The back reads a blunt warning in stacked type: “WARNING: EASILY OFFENDED PEOPLE DO NOT APPLY,” giving the wearer a cheeky, unapologetic edge. The relaxed fit, dropped shoulders, and roomy pouch pocket invite comfort while the sturdy 8.4 oz fabric keeps it warm and substantial. Ethically made and OEKO‑TEX certified, it blends attitude with conscientious production—great for late‑night urban walks, open‑mic nights, or hanging out with friends who appreciate dark humor.

Product features
- 2-piece jersey-lined hood for added warmth and structure
- Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, casual fit
- Large pouch pocket for hand warmth and small-item storage
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric (80/20 ring-spun cotton/polyester) with a 100% cotton face on solids
- OEKO‑TEX Standard 100 plus FLA and WRAP-certified, socially conscious manufacturing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean