Hoodie — UNCTRL Graphic Front & 'More Pipelines? Who Cares?' Back

This relaxed hoodie carries attitude and comfort in equal measure. The front shows a bold, hooded figure within a circular badge — a quiet, streetwise emblem for anyone who likes their statement pieces low-key but unmistakable. The back adds a cheeky, illustrated shrug with the words that nudge a laugh and start conversations. Wear it on slow mornings, late-night walks, or during meetups where inside jokes and dry humor land best. The roomy kangaroo pocket and adjustable drawstring hood keep you cozy when the temperature drops. It’s built with substance: medium-heavy fabric, side seams for long-lasting shape, and responsible certifications for peace of mind.

Product features
- Durable medium-heavy fabric (≈8.3 oz/yd²) with soft ringspun cotton blend
- Side seams for better structure and longer-lasting shape
- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstring and metal grommets
- Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to warm hands and hold essentials
- Loose, true-to-size fit with a tear-away label and ethical certifications (WRAP, Sedex, PETA)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean